Is there a Twitter Hall of Fame? If not there should be. And these tweets, which I’ve pulled from the past 5 or 6 years, definitely belong in it.
“I couldn’t breathe when I slept so I installed a camera” pic.twitter.com/DDhP0OweoW
— Wicho (@stluis_htx) July 22, 2019
Nobody talks about Jesus’ miracle of having 12 close friends in his 30s
— LEGO Joseph Smith (@Mormonger) March 18, 2018
ELLEN: so i hear u tweet about wanting to die
ME: haha yeah, i do
*Death comes out, creeps up behind me*
ME: omg ellen you didnt
— scarfo (@Doughbvy) May 8, 2018
So today I was lookin at a girl bcuz she had a piece of lettuce in her hair & she looks at me and said “I have a boyfriend” ok lettuce head
— Benton’ (@Bentono10) September 14, 2016
there’s 2 sides to every story 😔 pic.twitter.com/Lx9K1bloCw
— liv 🧋 (@visitkingdoms) April 13, 2019
Im so mad that I took this picture of reed and this is what he…
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