Disney put out the first full trailer for its live-action Mulan, and there’s no singing or talking dragons or ripped piece of bi-hotness, but there is the goddess that is Gong Li as a witch. Seriously, Disney’s marketing team should build their entire ad campaign around Gong Li as a glamorous witch, because that’s a huge selling point. And not only does she look like a glamorous witch, but she also looks like a stunningly hot villain from Golden Girls and the Guardians of the Gemstones (or…

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