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I Found the Perfect Lip Balm and It Only Costs $9.50

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The funny thing about lip balm is that I didn’t realize it was an imperative until I was in middle school. In the same way that I was too old when I realized you had to actually towel yourself off with the towel instead of drip drying with it wrapped around your body. (Sorry, mom.)

But after understanding that crusty crust lips were not actually a status quo humanity must simply accept, I was taken in by lip balm. It started with Dr. Pepper Lip Smackers, evolved to Maybelline Kissing Koolers, and then Burts Bee’s, of course. 

When this article from Harling first emerged, I was looking for a new balm to call “The One” and I’m happy to say that my tube of Bite Beauty Agave Lip Mask has almost run dry. And that’s not even the balm she crowned queen! So, without further ado, since ‘tis the season to prepare for the chap—peruse below and tell me which one we may have missed out on in the comments.


I was sitting next to Austin on his couch a few weekends ago when I caught myself staring intently at his lips, which looked perfectly pink, pillowy and even slightly glossy despite the fact that it was 35 degrees outside and the radiator was clanking audibly as it pumped dry heat into his apartment. Their appearance was utterly illogical, and the longer I looked at them, the more hyper-aware I became of my own lips, which in stark contrast felt like two raisins rubbing up…

I Found the Perfect Lip Balm and It Only Costs $9.50

The funny thing about lip balm is that I didn’t realize it was an imperative until I was in middle school. In the same way that I was too old when I realized you had to actually towel yourself off with the towel instead of drip drying with it wrapped around your body.



I Found the Perfect Lip Balm and It Only Costs $9.50

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