Black Friday wouldn’t be complete without footage of rabid shoppers elbowing each other in the throat to get their hands on discounted flatscreens and the hottest toys for tots. The Lehigh Valley Mall in Whitehall Township, Pennsylvania provided us with this year’s glimpse of humanity at their shining best.

CBS in Philadelphia and Twitter user Samuel Safadi both had footage of a brawl breaking out on the busiest shopping night/day of the year.

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