When it comes to spreading Christmas cheer, Santa Claus is everyone’s go-to guy. Of course, TV and movie Santas are a whole different breed, especially when it comes to defying mythic archetypes about the pudgy, jolly ol’ fella. These fictional arbiters of what’s “naughty and nice” are not memorable because they have the standard white beard or because they live in the North Pole with countless elves. Instead, we remember them for all the crazy, sloppy, and bizarre antics they pull during…

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